Glrf--!

[the sound of choking and startled splashing transmits faintly over the communicator]

G-guh. Wh... what...

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS.

WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO-- T-TO--

[cough]

-- DUMP ME IN THIS HELLHOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SH--

?!

...

[a faint rumbling can be heard in the distance]

Did... did something just blow up?